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#5 if someone is mad at you say, “Me no spechenzee english!” if its a stranger thats mad at you

#4 to get in to trouble, put a sign that says “kick me” on somebody’s back.

#3 to get out of trouble, when the person who is mad at you is coming, run away screaming the sky is falling.

#2 to get in to trouble, start singing an annoying song in someone’s ear over and over again.

#1 The number one way of getting out of trouble is…….. just don’t get into trouble in the first place!

This is how you make eggos.

Step 1: You take out the box.

Step 2: You open the box, dramatically!

Step 3: You take out a bag of eggos.

Step 4: You open the bag of eggos.

Step 5: You take out the eggos.

Step 6: You put the eggos in the toaster. Not on it or under it, in it.

Step 7: You set the time for how long you want them to be in the toaster.

Step 8: You start the toaster.

Step 9: You wait for the eggos to pop.

Step 10: You wait even more.

Step 11: The eggos pop!

Step 12: You take the eggos out of the toaster.

Step 13: You put what ever you want on the eggos.

Step 14: You take the first bite.

Step 15: You take the second bite.

Step 16: You take the however many bites until you finish eating it bite.

Step 17: Your done.

Step 18: Clean up.

Step 19: You brag to everyone that you made eggos.

Step 20: There isn’t a step 20.

Aaaahhhhh, run away! My mom’s having a bad day! Crash, boom bang. Ahhh, not the nostril flare of total rejection! Noooooo, not the countdown! 3….2…. actually, what happens when she gets to one? Time to test it out…. Ten minutes later…. Darn, I’m grounded for a week. And it’s all because my mom’s sick (AKA because of me). So now you know kids, never anger the momma beast. I found out the hard way.

For Christmas I got a professional poker set, a Wii, some games for the Wii and a lot of other stuff. I bought my brother and sister presents right before they opened them.

When I was little I ate a glass pickle Christmas tree ornament because I really liked pickles and I thought it was real. On Christmas eve we look for a glass pickle that is hidden in the  Christmas tree. The person who finds it gets a prize. We have an adult’s pickle and a kids’ pickle.

On Christmas eve the family get to open one present which is pajamas.

We have our Christmas late so our relatives can come. then it last for four days.

I injoy Christmas because I get presents and a turkey dinner.