Julian’s Blog!!!

When I grow up I want to be a rich hobo. Which means I am the richest person in the world, but i am just not living in a house. I live in a box instead. A gold plated box. Filled with win and victory. When people are looking, the gold plating goes inside the box so no one sees it, and when people aren’t looking it folds out into a two story gold house. And I will be the king…… of my gold plated box/house.  And I will have a pet cow, ferret and dog. If you laugh at this then I curse you forvever and just wait because in a couple of years I will be living in a gold box in your driveway. We wil see who will be laughing then!

Oh no, a meteor is about to hit earth! I blame it on my dad and his bad genes. It’s true, my Dad has bad genes (not the ones you wear). Whenever my dads driving the car and were in a rush to get somewhere, almost every single signal light will be red. That’s because of my dad’s bad genes. If you have anything or anybody that you blame when something bad happens, tell me. Bye

10 – Bake cookies for a billionaire and hope that he gives you money.

9 - Somehow go back in time and become one of the makers of World of Warcraft.

8 – Get a good job and try not to get fired and don’t quit unless there is a better job.

7 – Invent a new game and or product.

6 – Before your born, beg God to make sure your born into a rich family.

5 – Make sure your parents get rich and give all their money to you in their will.

4 – Don’t play World of Warcraft or any other game you have to pay for for every second of your life.

3 – Don’t get anyone super mad at you so they don’t give you anything in their will.

2 – If it starts raining money, don’t just stand there, pick it up.

And now for the number one way NOT to become a hobo…..

1 – Don’t follow away of the things I said in my last post. PS – and don’t do drugs!!

10 – Spend all of your money on candy then rembember that it is bad for you health and throw it all away.

9 – Throw away a dollar every time someone in the world says “it” in a sentence.

8 – Purposly cut a hole in your pocket where your wallet is and tape a sign on your wallet that says do not return and tape onto your bank card a piece of paper that says this is my bank pin, and have the pin on there.

7 – Trade your house to a random person for a paperclip.

6 – Spend all your money on pure gold and test it’s quality by biting it and accidently swallow it.

5 – Spend all your money by insisting to buy free samples.

4 – Take all of your belongings and money, cover it in chocolate and eat it.

3 – Pay someone to rob you.

2 – Spend all your money on a flat screen tv and put a bug on it, then scream “BUG!!!!” and start hitting it with a sledge hammer and make sure you do as much damage as you can to the tv.

And now for the number one way to become a hobo…..

1 – Give all your money and possesions to charity except for a broken paperclip, because of course you need a paper clip to survive.

I would rather blog then write on paper.

Blogging is faster then writing.

Blogging lets you make new friends from around the world.

Blogging is fun.

My favorite kind of robot is aaaaaa… bum bum bummmm….. battlebot!!! A battle bot can be anything that can destroy another robot. I watched battle bots on youtube on the weekend. My favorite robot  was the backlash, which was a robot with a giant saw on it. They control the robots by remote controls behind bullet proof glass. Everybody has to be behind bullet proof glass because they might get hit in the head by a robots saw or something. Backlash is 60 pounds built to destroy any robot that he is facing.  So if I were you, I would not get in backlash’s way.

Stop litering,its bad for the planet, its bad for the animals and bad for you. Its bad for the planets becauce its makes  desease  by poluting the air and ground. its bad for the animals because they might eat the garbage and glass which would hurt them and maybe kill them. The more you litter the more likely the animals and humans would get a desease and spread it around.I dont want to live in a world wide dump so stop littering.